Ha ha ha ha...
Hér koma nokkrar viðreynslulínur frá miðöldum:
What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this? Dost thou
know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping
chambers floor. Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague! Pardon
me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action? You
won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and
told me that I must bed you... The fate of England depends is on it!!
My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out
of it. Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. My that's a
fine set of chalices you have there.
